You'll remember a few days ago, I was researching tips on gender-specific voice. This inspired the following conversation with GLS.
Me: "So, I'm reading that men tend to express themselves using shorter sentences as opposed to women using longer ones, and I'm really not sure that's true because, you know, men have just as complex of thought processes, it would vary by individual anyway, and it's not like you think men speak more succintly, do you?"
GLS: "Sure we do."
Cough. I'm revising accordingly.